P.G. Witchcrest dropped off a lovely remixed version of “My Favorite Things” in my email the other day, just in time for the Christmas season.

He is a 28-year-old Louisiana resident and native, and aspiring author and local artist. Mr. Withcrest is currently working on two novels and will be the cover model for one of my historical fiction works in the near future.

So, without further ado, here is his version of the holiday favorite…

Black clothen covens 
And Legions of witches
Rough burlap poppets all sewn up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things!

Red ruby slippers and weird sister bitches
Black cats and gray rats
And self-cleaning kitchens
Sisters that fly off the roof on Hallow’s eve
These are a few of my favorite things!

Charmed ones and Willows
Dark sleepy hollows
Green wicked witches that melt like the spring
These are a few of my favorite things! 

When the crows fly
When the beast calls
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don’t feel so bad!

What did you think of this holiday classic with a dark twist? Comments welcome below.

For more information on P.G. Witchcrest, to contact him, to learn more about his upcoming novels, or to submit a poem, simply click here. 

Happy hauntings and Merry Yule!